Simponi Side Effects & Scam – how to cure yourself of all pain once and for all and the art of advertising
Does Simponi cause harmful possibly even fatal side effects when trying to treat Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA as the ad likes to label it)? Sort of making it easier for a future customer to refer to his/her condition, “No, the doctor says its RA, and I need Simponi. No, I’m on Simponi, it’s for my RA.” What’s RA? -everyone seems to be asking their doctors these days. According to the Internet ad I just saw, Simponi can cause quite a litany of adverse reactions. You would never know that such healthy and vital people suffer from RA, according to the web ads:
Beautiful Sex in the City women, who travel internationally around the world for adventure, who buy $400 shoes, and probably do yoga 5 days a week surely suffer from RA. This is a powerful image in the mind’s eye of women, and easily replaceable/recognizable in the mind’s eye of a man.
The Ferris wheel and the turning of life, a time from childhoods past, when there was nothing but light and love, when imagination reigned supreme; and absolute trust and faith in the Now was attained.
We want to make it abundantly clear to you, that your going to need Simponi every 30 days, or your RA body parts will quickly lose all the positive health benefits from the chemicals given to It. Just remember, EVERY, 30 days. Finish the entire prescription, and have it on auto-refill at your local pharmacy. All in just one dose, because your time, is more important than your health.
Remember this logo, we will remember you: the Cookie you we leave on your browser after visiting our website, the mailing address we get from your pharmacist, and the future re-targeting campaigns we will conduct in unison with your prescription time table. Big-pharma advertising conspiracy? Or is it just media planning?
Finally, my youth is restored, I’m in the sun again sharing the beams of radiant luminosity fully immersed in the presence of Mother Earth: Simponi.
If your hands look like this, I doubt Simponi will help, that’s because you have old people hands. I’ve seen old people hands up close many times, when you get old, they become old people hands; and that’s what they look like. Aside from all my jest, if you have pain in your hands or anywhere in your body caused from “RA” – try Yoga, try medical marijuana in Los Angeles (If your in a state that has the laws on the books, doctors writing prescriptions, and pharmacies/collectives selling), try diet and excercise, try fasting, but do not try advertisements that will in turn cause you to seek an advertisement’s recommendation from your doctor.
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