The following are five tips that you can immediately incorporate into your daily habits so you can become rich and happy:

Corporate diet - I wonder at what age people finally become sick of having to see advertisements all the time.  I think if you were to total the amount of time you spent watching, reading, or being part of an advertisement it would be a disgusting number.  So much in fact, I think consumers would be shocked to realize that they in fact labor away soley to keep up with spending pressure demanded from advertising.  In order to become rich and happy you have to cut out corporations from your diet.  You have to immediately stop consuming products and services that have become corporatized - this is about 80% of goods and services you probably consume.  This is no easy task, but it will save you thousands and liberate you from corporate serfdom.  Expect to actually start acrruing savings.

Produce.  Don’t consume.  - Once you are off of the corporate diet you will start to save more money, but to make more money you have to become a producer.  If you are to walk down the “action alleyway” of a Dominicks, Walmart, or Target, nearly all of the products in those aisles are there because they originated with a man or a woman (who is either a corporate employee or an entrepreneur).  Most people don’t realize though that nearly any product or service that is advertised was originated from an entrepreneur (someone who doesnt have a job).  You need to spend your life originating products and services, instead of just consuming them all the time.  Don’t watch TV, try to create a show and get it on tv, or at least be advertising a product or service on tv; YOU MUST STOP CONSUMING AND START PRODUCING (no matter how long or how hard it must be).  This is the only true way to liberate yourself in a capitalist system; begin competing with other capitalist slave masters.

Advertising - If you are not advertising you are not a businessman or businesswoman.  If you are not advertising you don’t have a product or service to sell.  If you are not advertising you are not making money.  If you don’t know how to advertise you will never make any money.  You need to learn how to advertise if you are EVER going to become rich.

Info-Consumption - Info consumption is anything that you put into your body that does not come through your mouth.  The TV you watch, the sports article online you read, the Youtube channel you subscribe to, the magazine subscriptions that come to your house - Info-consumption is enslaving you.  Info-consumption may not be unhealthy, but it keeps you poor by exposing you to advertisements and useless entertainment gossip that does nothing for you.  Politics is probably the biggest deception that “concerned americans” buy into.  Politicians are in the big business and publicity business.  Stop consuming information, instead start producing your own bullshit information for the masses to consume.

Employment - quit your job immediately and stop working for someone else.  When you work for someone (and everyone in a corporation works for “someone”) you are expected to produce more in income than what you cost to be employed.  Everyday 9-5 workers don’t realize that they actually work for the benefit of their employer, not themselves.  The business owners of today’s corporations want dedicated, hard working, and smart employees that aren’t going to leave the firm.  Business owners want employees that make them money, plain and simple.  The sooner you can escape the 9-5 worker world, and join the 9-5 business owner, the sooner you can begin liberating yourself from a life of servitude and mediocrity.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and Rupert Murdoch are losing out on billions. If I were both their personal financial advisor, I would slap their faces and send them an incessant amount of pokes on Facebook, or alerts on MySpace! Online social networks are not as valuable as the market currently values them at. If MySpace has a market cap of say a few billion dollars and facebook as well - it would bode well for both organizations to go public and cash out. I say go public and cash out because there is only one correct way of doing business: and thats to make money. Going public will make both Facebook and MySpace (News Corp) money, its that simple. I can already see what the chart will look like for both of these companies. It will look something like the half of a mountain:

I got the screen shot above from Bank of America’s 1 month stock price on yahoo finance. Banks, lenders, title companies, etc… are all in deep trouble from mortgage fraud and default - hence why BAC (stock ticker) is like that of a half mountain. This is what Facebook and MySpace’s stock chart would look like if they would ever go public. Keep in mind that this would still unlock a massive amount of money for both Facebook and News Corp. Probably much more for Facebook than MySpace, as I believe the market will offer a higher P/E to Facebook because of it’s prospected growth.

Think about it this way, Google is worth about 5 times its IPO market cap - why can’t both MySpace and Facebook benefit from the same tremendous growth as Google? Because Google is the King of traffic and monetizes the ENTIRE internet as opposed to just being a publisher; which MySpace and Facebook are.

Regardless, again I think its important for MySpace and Facebook to go public because they would make a ton of money by ripping off the people that put money into investment firms (Bank of America, JP Morgan, Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs, etc….) that are stupid enough to buy a percentage of it. The stock market IPO game is one of the biggest shareholder and corporate dilution schemes in existence. Every year, dozens of companies go public and simply cause mom and pops to lose billions through the dilution of pensions, mutual funds, etc…. so schemer CEO’s can sell out their shares either immediately or within a few years.

It goes on quite a bit - and is indeed one of the smartest and biggest types of scams in the USA today. Companies like Google are worth 48 times the amount of money they earn annually. Therefore, CEO’s and founders are able to multiple their wealth into a “perceived” wealth 48 times over - therefore “cashing out” in a massive fleecing operation. The stock market’s participants have believed in this “system” for a very long time.

Let’s begin the revolution.  If your financial advisory firm is interested in learning how Banner Blindness Inc. can help you develop research reports for online websites (Yahoo, Google, MySpace, Etc…) please contact us.  We are certain that we can help your investors make smarter decisions when it comes to purchasing online-based companies in the stock market.

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So I’m looking to purchase a desktop that has around 1TB storage capacity, high end ram, good video card, and a 30 inch monitor. Last time I purchased a Dell things didn’t go so smoothly. So I configure the package online at Dell and it prices out to be around $3200 and the telephone sales agent manages to get the price reduced to just below $3000. I refuse to purchase the computer from both the female sales agent, and male manager because they won’t lower the price by $100 for me. Is this a good policy or a bad policy that Dell won’t negotiate with their customers? Are there no exceptions; especially after being threatened with blogosphere retaliation and being featured on Digg!? Well this is somewhat of a comical post - but enjoy the video and let me know what you think of Dell. The following are my hypotheses on why Dell refused to lower their price after a lot of verbal abuse and counter-offers on the phone:Dell profit margins are so slim that they are unable to negotiate prices because they know exactly how much they make on the deal before the deal is made. Therefore, all sales prices are reversely capt as that $100 would have pushed them into “Undesired Profit Territory”. “Undesired Profit Territory” is a concept that I recently conceived when thinking about the psychological make-up of multi-million dollar corporations. Dell has strict policies about selling below certain price points in all circumstances. Dell is not in business to make just a few dollars on every transaction, they want to make at least $100, $200, or $300 on every transaction; they know what their historical and future Revenue Per Action is. They know exactly how much they make on average for every point of sale. That profit amount with Dell is 4.82% of every transaction. So if they were to sell me $100 worth of goods, they would make $4.82 cents . On my $3000 purchase they would have made (30x$4.82) $144.60. I was asking them to go down another $100; thus leaving them at only $44.60 worth of profit. Therefore, Dell’s “Undesired Profit Territory” is anything less that $144.60 for every transaction. In other words any transaction that results in a profit less than 4.82%

In corporations just as in American government, there are only a hand few of key employees that have ultimate and undisputed power. Corporate CEO’s that control a majority of the outstanding shares are kings of international Power organizations. Michael Dell (who owns over 216 million shares worth over 4 billion 600 million dollars) and his accountants, as well as a few key upper level managers are the only ones that know of “charges” that appear on the books - therefore, they can basically purchase whatever they want as long as they control the company, it’s actually their company, and other large, though minority shareholders, very rarely say anything about exec level extravagances so long as they aren’t leveraged or down a tremendous amount as is. In other words, at super huge corporations, minority shareholders can go fuck themselves, no one knows whats going on but the majority owners; and believe me they got it going on.

Normally 9-5′rs have absolutely no concept of what it means to have a billion dollars or more; the only people who can conceive what its like to be a billionaire are those who are either close, have it, or day-dream about it at end. It’s actually hard to realize what it’s like to be a billionaire and purchase basically anything you want. Now think about people that have more then a billion, like 20 billion dollars, or 80 billion dollars. Instead of thinking about purchasing homes; you think about buildings, oil tankers, anywhere you can put huge amounts of money and receive a good rate of return on that amount. The stock market ultimately becomes your super market and you have to purchase items that can retain their value and grow at least 5% a year; not rotten tomatoes.

I think I saw this in a dream one day actually happening: Craigslist growing so much that 30 billion dollar eBay is slowly going out of business. Is eBay so concerned of craigslist that their willing to sink these lows? Is craigslist so damn smart that they think they can win a court case based on the belief: the “man” fucked us man…and we want our company back. Newmark and Buckmaster: grow the fuck up and make some damn money. eBay is just pissed your not maximizing their investment position. eBay believes that “yeah, we own 25% of a company, and what does that do for us - very very little to our bottom line. Since we don’t own the company lets at least make some money on this bitch.” So eBay basically wants to unlock craigslist’s true value by taking it to the market and freeing up their non-capitalist approach to doing business. Little does eBay know that even if they can “unlock” craigslist they are still screwed, because you don’t own craigslist, and no matter how hard you try I doubt that those communist anti-capitalist bastards will ever sell the company. Sorry eBay, CL has a better product than you; eBay sucks. I officially announce that eBay is dying! Mark my words on this day (5/14/08) eBay’s stock price will continue to go lower and lower, till it is work about $10 Billion.

My future prediction on what will happen with this law suit controversy is: craigslist and eBay will be tied up in court for years, and the winner will be craigslist. It will take eBay so long to unlock craigslist they will become so weak in the end they will end up dying.

Another theory why Craigslist owners and operators won’t sell out the company by going public or putting ads on their site - They are an advertising website, people just dont realize it. If they put Adsense or banners on their site it will no longer be a “Zen” website and thus it will screw with their San Franciscan Karma. Craigslist is run by a bunch of hippies that smoke a ton of pot.

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