I was just visiting Digg.com when I came across South Park’s free video distribution on their website.  I haven’t watched South Park in the past few years.  However, with the Obama video I felt that I should be responsible enough to hear what Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s take on the recent 2008 Presidential Election is.  When I was growing up, South Park was not political; it was: anti-fat people, anti-Jew, anti-christian, anti-homosexual, anti-Christmas, anti-everything basically.  When I say “anti” I’m not saying they are against any of those topics, they merely make humanity reflect and laugh on their sub-conscience “truths” - they poke fun at reality.  Anyhow, I would encourage you to watch the recent Obama election episode as it points out so many truths about American Politics.  I think the best way to describe what it’s like to the be the President of the USA would be to try and imagine some scenarios that are entirely possible and yet un-imaginable:

1.  The first day in office I would call the Pentagon and have them organize a meeting among the CEO’s of every major military contractor in 48 hours.  I would tell the hundreds of CEO’s that they are no longer going to receive any federal defense spending funds.  All major military contracts will be given to a hand selected group of CEO’s, and those CEO’s will report directly to me.  Whoever they give the business to is up to them.  The hand selected group of CEO’s will now all pool the other corporations below them, as this oligarchy is the only corporation to receive ANY federal funding.  In effect, the President will now be business partners with the three largest military defense contractor CEO’s.  As there is no transparency in CEO pay, perks, retirements, etc… anyhow.  Golden parachutes will always exist among the ultra-ultra elite rich.  If I’m super rich, and your super rich, we can both effectively trade our super richness.  Nevermind, that doesn’t make any sense.

2.  The second day in the office of the White House, I would call up all the heads of the IRS offices throughout the United States.  Now keep in mind, this is what I tell the heads of the IRS offices if I was a gangsta ass president, “You either tax more, or more of you lose your jobs.  I want more forceful collection efforts, I want more wealthy people being audited and more money taken in, period.  Get more money, I don’t care how you do it.”

3.  The third day in office, I would carry out what I mentioned in the first day.  All major military defense spending corporations will effectively work for 3 hand-picked CEO’s of other large military industrial manufacturers.

4.  The fourth day in office I would meet with the heads of the all the major US and International banking corporations.  Again, I would hand pick three CEO’s from the top three banking companies.  They would in effect own all the other banks and in the process enrich themselves beyond their wildest imaginations.

5.  The fifth day in office I would contact the major automobile corporations and tell them that they are to file for bankruptcy.  Their assets would be liquidated to Asian automobile manufacturing corporations who could then stop shipping auto’s into the United States.  The Asian automobile manufacturers could lay off tens of thousands of Americans, shut down unprofitable product lines, introduce cheaper automobiles that are more fuel efficient - and ultimately dominate American car distribution; and thus refute the US government.  Effectively, this would completely disentangle business between the US government, GM, Ford, and Chrysler - and nobody in business in the US would want to do that and cut off the pipeline.  So basically, what I’m saying is (that if I was a gangsta ass president), I would call up the heads of the major automobile manufacturers and tell them that it’s time to do some more business.  This is already happening in America and thus one of the recent reasons for the stock market downturn, because the US government intervention effectively diluted the shares of nearly all US corporations and made them less valuable, and thus why people aren’t willing to bid them higher - they basically became less valuable.

6.  The sixth day I would contact all the major media companies in the world: Yahoo, Time Warner, Comcast, AT&T, DirectTV, HBO, Viacom, CBS, Disney Corporation, Microsoft, Google, WWE, Playboy, NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA, General Electric, Live Nation, Ticketmaster, Las Vegas Industry, etc…..  I would force them to start laying off employees, printing articles about economic doom, falling home prices, crumbling stock market, wars, famines, hurricanes, earth quakes, religious upheaval, Al Qaeda, etc….  Is the sun any different today than it was yesterday?  Is the ocean just not as blue as it was 30,000,000 years ago?  As the President, I control the media, and if you put your attention into the media, I control you - I’m the President, biatch.

7.  The seventh day I will rest as the President.  I will sit in my oval office and smoke a fat blunt and have the White House historian take me on a history walk through the building.  White skinned presidents will look down at me, my black skin, my big lips, and my shinny white smile.  As we stroll the hall ways of red Berber carpet and presidential seals the faces of old white men with ever changing clothing habits, will look down on me.  Some will smile and be filled with pride and respect, others will be overwhelmed with joy, and others will grin with a devious smile.  I don’t think any white US President would look down on a black man for being the US President.  In order to become the President, you really do have to be an amazing person, and all US Presidents know that.  I hate even using the term “black man” “white man” “etc…” People of intellect fully understand that people are people and ones race means absolutely nothing - there are smart people in this world and dumb people - that is all.